Wednesday, January 29, 2003

Summary of Last Quarter:

Times I went home: 5
Vacations I took: 3
Times I got high: 1
Times I got drunk: 2
Fish I killed while fish-sitting: 1
Guys I handcuffed: 2
Guys I got to pose naked for pictures: 4
Guys who I rejected: 3
Guys who rejected me: 4
New Friends I've made: 10, give or take.
Making 1 girl cry with a vibrator: priceless

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