Giving Thanks That I Was Born

Thanksgiving was a blast - the food was delicious! Then came my birthday. Since I arrived at the restaurant before my parents, I decided to order a Margarita for myself. I am 20, not 21, but the lady at the bar never asked. =) My mom came in and was like what the hell are you doing, then proceeded to drink the rest of my Margarita, which was probably a good thing, since I hadn't eaten all day and I'm already a light-weight. Anyway, as far as presents are concerned, I got a sexy silky slip from Victoria's Secret from my brother and sister-in-law, which is a step up from the usual gift of Old Navy socks or something. I liked it, but didn't look right on me, so I returned it. The rest of the weekend, I wrote an econ paper and played cards. I used to be the undefeated champion at Gin, but at least I'm still undefeated at Poker with family and friends. (Note: This does not apply to the Texas Hold 'Em I play in the dorms, 'cuz I lose everytime while playing that ridiculous game of luck!)

Speeding and other such stories

This year sucks. I love driving fast, tailgating people, (yea, so basically I'm a "negligent" driver). I actually think I drive pretty well, but that's my opinion. My first point was about 3 years ago (why won't you go away?!) for accidentally rear-ending someone. It was at a really low speed (like 5 mph), but he made me report it! Then this year, in January, a cop followed me all the way down Hwy 17, watching a waiting. I needed to exit the freeway, so I pulled in behind someone when there was lots of traffic, and the cop tickets me for tailgating! I took that point off my record by doing traffic school. Then, the first day of school this year, in Sept, I got a ticket for speeding past the main entrance of campus. 40 in a 25 zone! No way to contest, couldn't do traffic school, so that is point number 2. This morning, heading to work, didn't even need to take my car. And was only in my car for like 3 minutes, I got caught in a speed trap, where Bay St. makes you speed up at the last little part right before turning into a 25 mph zone. I got stamped with a 45 in a 30 and I cried, but no luck. This is my 3rd point. I think my liscense is going to get revoked! I'm scared.

And I thought it couldn't get any worse...

The people in my hall are extremely open about sex and anything vulgar. Ryan and Nicole, especially, who everyday, have loud enough sex that the next building gives them a round of applause! They continuously come in my room and now that I have a king size bed, want to take advantage and ask Chris and I to have a foursome with them. Last time, Ryan whipped out his dick and almost made his girlfriend give him head right in front of us! Disgusting. Thank god she said, "Uhh I don't want them to feel uncomfortable." First rain was a couple of nights ago and they, of course ran naked (Santa Cruz Tradition). After running, they come back and rub their wet, muddy and bloody bodies all over my nice new clean sheets! Then, to make it worse, they again demand sex from us and Ryan tries to hug me with his shriveled wiena hangin out!! Does anyone realize this is not normal hallmate behavior?!

Psycho

All the showers were full this morning, so I went with another hallmate to the showers on the next floor up. Although, the bathroom was much cleaner, his shower had no light and my shower had a flickering light. I had to wait in between flashes to do things and the whole time, I felt like someone was gonna creep up on me and stab me! Scariness...

Cuffed

I never thought this would backfire on me. Julian came in and handcuffed me to Chris. Then he put my key in his pocket. He tried to search for my other key, but I told hum that I didn't know where it was (I thought it was on my desk). When he left, I went to go find my key, but it was lost! So, for 20 minutes, I sat there searching for my spare key and then for the next 20, I sat on the bed, handcuffed to Chris. Yeah, you'd think I'd be excited, but I really wasn't. Way more uncomfortable than I thought. Then I realized that I could slip my hand through. It hurt a lot, but I did it! And then Chris was just handcuffed to nothing for the next 20 min until Julian came back with the keys.