Advice

So, as I was hugging my parent's friends goodbye, they give me the following advice for my second year of college:
Sam: Do well in your classes
Paul: Be Good
Darcy: Have FUN! And I mean really, have fun, that's the important thing.
Helen: Don't hook up with anyone until you meet Victor. (her 22 year old son, who's a hot policeman. She says this slurred, 'cuz she's drunk off her ass, as usual)
Paul: Look for my daughter and keep her out of trouble!
Darcy: (whispered in my ear) Get a good pot hook up...
Helen: (shouted as we get in the car) Remember don't hook up with anyone until Victor!