Breakfast of Champions

Finished my first week of work at Donnelly Chocolates on the corner of Mission and Bay. I do various things like put chocolate in boxes, wash dishes, and soon, she says I'll get to make the chocolate. My employee handbook says: "You may be required to eat chocolate and various stages of the chocolate-making process." Required? To eat chocolate? Now this is a job I can do! Unfortunately, I work in the morning and eating chocolate in the morning makes me sick. =( So far there haven't been any Lucy-like chocolate factory disasters...