The name was Rumplestilskin

My "friend" Dan tricked me. He told me to go to math class and break my perfect absentee record. I went and the whole time looked for his big jewish head, but he didn't come! So I had to suffer by myself in an over-airconditioned room listening to an incomprehencible woman rattle on about derivatives! The guy in front of me talked really loud, even though his friend sat right next to him! Then he decided to unwrap a cookie and open his carton of milk all the way so that he could dip his cookie into the milk. Some people never grow up.