Mistletoe

I went to the Christmas Tree Lot to buy Mistletoe, but the old man there said in a scratchy voice, "You're not old enough to buy mistletoe!" I laughed nervously... Then he picked out the best one, held it high and leaned in. He coughed, "Well, how'd you know if it works, if ya don't try it!" More nervous laughter as I handed him my money and wished to be home safe in my boyfriend's arms!